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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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