HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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