3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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