My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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