im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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