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(858): View more from California

I like my sex mixed with concussions.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

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(330): View more from Ohio

he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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(804): View more from Virginia

WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

PANTIES FOUND

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