I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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