i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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