thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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