But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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