i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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