Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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