Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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