Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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