I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
