we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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