what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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