i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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