who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
this must be what syphilis tastes like
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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