He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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