Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
