Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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