Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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