Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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