You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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