Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
