Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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