So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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