Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
do nipples grow back?
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