well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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