you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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