How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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