Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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