The maid of honor just puked.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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