Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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