I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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