did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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