But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
