with your own penis?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
