I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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