Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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