Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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