Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Still dying that you shit outside
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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