butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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