We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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