Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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