I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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