so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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