is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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