i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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