And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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