Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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