did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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