sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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