and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Gay?
German.
Pity.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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