I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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